Wednesday, 14 April 2010

The Jeremy Kyle Drinking Game!

You Drink Every Time:

  • Someone overweight walks on
  • Someone shows us a lovely set of teeth that repulse us all to the point of gagging
  • Someone is pregnant
  • Someone has slept with someone else’s mother
  • Jeremy overreacts to something
  • Jeremy tells a girl she’s beautiful and she’s not
  • Jeremy says “It’s disgusting, isn’t it?” or something along those lines
  • Jeremy says “PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT!” 
  • The audience gasps.

Drink Twice Every Time:
  • Someone mentions incest
  • Someone uses a lie detector or a DNA test.
  • That fox on the Foxy Bingo advert says something pointless.
  • Jeremy mentions Graham.
  • Jeremy’s voice suddenly goes high pitched and excites us all a little inside
  • Security appear on stage

Drink Three Times Every Time:
  • Jeremy says “Get off my stage”
  • Graham Appears

I found this a couple of days ago and was reminded of it while watching some Jeremy Kyle right now.
If i were playing this just now, in the 10 minute's i've been watching it i would have had like 8 shots already.
Oh man, i want to play this game with someone!