Wednesday, 12 May 2010

I just remembered a dream i had last night

and i want to remember it for a while longer.
So i'll preserve it here.


I was in Florida on holiday and after being round a theme park me and the people with me went to a gift shop.
I was looking for presents for people and was worried about how much $ i had to get people stuff.
And if i would be able to fit it in my suitcase.

I then decided to buy myself a pair of rollerblades that came WITHOUT wheels. But i wanted them, so i got them. Completely ignoring the fact that they cost a lot and would weigh down my suitcase and take up room.
Then i found a section of the shop that sold skatewheels. For some reason these were fine to go on my rollerblades so i stood looking for a while trying to pick some out.

I then asked a guy who worked there "What ones have the best bearings" Cause for some reason the wheels came with bearings already in them.
I then asked him this several more times because he couldn't understand my scottish accent.
I had to say to him "BEAR ings. You know, like a bear. GRRRR!"
Hahaha, even that made me lol a bit in my dream.

Then this woman came over who worked in the shop and helped me, but she was really impatient when i was looking for wheels. She stood with a stop watch and before i had decided on all the ones i wanted i read on it that i'd been looking for over 5 minutes.
In the end i got 4 different wheels, since the ones i wanted 4 of they only had 1 left.

Each wheel was 20$ each and for some reason i couldn't do maths in my dream so i decided to buy them without even knowing how much it all was and if i could afford it.

Then when i was leaving i realised that unlike a skateboard, 4 wheels on a rollerblade will only do for 1 boot and i needed another 4, but i just left it.

I didn't see my rollerblades again or that, everything changed scenery and i was outside a castle in the night. It was like a party type thing and we all got chucked out. Pretty sure it was still in america though and this big Rc bus went past me down the hill and into a moat. I was thinking the people in it had all died, but then 3 people got out and swam over to the grass like nothing had happened.

SO
I'm no dream expert but i get from this that i'm a real selfish bastard in my dream. Buying myself rollerblades to take home when 2 minutes before i was looking through little things to bring back to people and worried if i'd have enough money for it.
I OBVIOUSLY did since i went and bought all that shite for myself.
My god i'm a prick.

It's almost like i dremt of someone else being an arse to me, then woke up not liking them as much.
Only i woke up and i was the one i didn't like.
YOU FAG.

Feel ashamed of yourself.
Tonight you better dream you take those fucking rollerblades and wheels back, then get things for everyone else.
PRICK.