Ok i can manage to chomp through 2 or 3 over a few weeks, that's fine.
But see when i end up with like 7,8,9 easter eggs from people who CLEARLY know i hate them.
It just annoys me.
Every fucking year.
And if they don't give me an egg because they know i'm not too big a fan of them they'll give me a present.
I do not want a gift to celebrate the resurrection of jesus.
It's strange.
I believe in god and indulge in presents and festivities at christmas.
But i'd just rather not celebrate easter at all.
I just dont like it.
And who the fuck is the easter bunny? Away and piss off.
